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Why do I wait for nothing to happen?
I'm Justin, 19, attending CSUN.
~ Wednesday, May 30 ~
have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
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Let me introduce you to the best advertisement of all time:
Homoerotic, Interracial Priests selling Ice Cream.
the best the best the best
Showed this to my boyfriend. His reaction:
“not sure if commercial for church, gay rights or ice cream
but I support all of them”Dang. I want that porn movie/slash story/ice cream.
Omg. That ice cream has to be sinfully delicious. I am now hungry.
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can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though
“spell mummified”
“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”
“are you high”
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“ I’m fiercely independent, but I’m also terrified of being alone.
— Adam Levine (via nadashannon)
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Best cosplay ever.
omg. if you’re too young to know who this is supposed to be then we can’t be friends.
AAAAAH! SO AMAZING.
(Source: wayward-may-queen)
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Gonna draw leaves until 12:30, then fuck it.
Also, my cat is sleeping with her face right on my butt.
Better than you falling asleep with her butt right in your face.
It’s happened
I once slept over at a friend’s and was on her trundle bed. I woke up with her cat sitting on my chest, butt in my face. Then it let loose one of the foulest, from-the-depths-of-hell farts and ran out of the room.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
